Every year though, I always have these great ideas to scare the living hell out of some of the kids, but then I go and see all these cute little bumblebees or whatever the new craze is among four year olds and go “Oh aren’t you so adorable ubububu~” And just toss the ideas away while blissfully giving them a Snickers or bag of M&M’s
We have nothing but toddlers that come around on my street.
I think it’s cruel to scare their sinfully adorable little faces off ;u;
This year we totally forgot about Halloween, except for my sister who just wanted her costume, caring less if our house was decorated, so I didn’t really come up with anything :/
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.